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Category Archive Police Quotes – Page 2 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny police quotes and cops sayings.

What To Do With A Speeding Ticket?



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What To Do With A Speeding Ticket funny quote

DRIVER to Officer: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?

OFFICER to driver: Keep it, and when you have collected 4 of them you’ll get a bicycle…



Your Right To Remain Silent



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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT…

… because anything you say will probably be stupid anyway!



I Had a Great Time!



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I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the police report says…