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Category Archive Police Quotes – Page 2 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny police quotes and cops sayings.

Hi, How Are You?

Police question funny quote

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you?

REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how are you?!

What To Do With A Speeding Ticket?

Speeding ticket funny quote
What To Do With A Speeding Ticket funny quote

DRIVER to Officer: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?

OFFICER to driver: Keep it, and when you have collected 4 of them you’ll get a bicycle…