POLICE OFFICER: How high are you?
REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how are you?!
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POLICE OFFICER: How high are you?
REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how are you?!
DRIVER to Officer: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?
OFFICER to driver: Keep it, and when you have collected 4 of them you’ll get a bicycle…