Police Quotes – Page 2 – Funny Quotes & Humor

Funny police lineup humor

Posted on Thu, 22 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up […]

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I Hate Waiting in Lines

funny quote about police record

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me […]

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My Police Record

Cop humor quote

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]

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COP Pulled Me Over

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]

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My Dog and His Bike