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Category Archive Police Quotes – Page 3 – FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR

Funny police quotes and cops sayings.

COP Pulled Me Over



A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!

We laughed and laughed…

Now I need BAIL MONEY!

a cop pulled me over funny quote


My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!



You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!