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Category Archive Police Quotes – Page 3 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny police quotes and cops sayings.

I Hate Waiting in Lines



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I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up and just pick one of the suspects!



My Police Record



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Pulled over by cop humor

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me if I had a POLICE RECORD. Apparently ROXANNE was not the answer he wanted to hear…



COP Pulled Me Over



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A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!

We laughed and laughed…

Now I need BAIL MONEY!