A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!
We laughed and laughed…
Now I need BAIL MONEY!
Category Archive Police Quotes – Page 3 – FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR
Funny police quotes and cops sayings.
The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!
Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!