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Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]
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You Were Speeding!

Police sobriety test funnny quote

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]
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Not What I Had In Mind

Panic when see police

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still […]
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PANIC !!!

Afraid when cops drive by

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I […]
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Paranoid not Protected

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