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Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for money. So I woke up, and also began searching with him!

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for […]
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A Thief Broke Into My House!

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but […]
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Weekend Forecast at Home

home funny quote

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

I was going to try, but they say DON’T TRY THIS AT […]
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Don’t Try This at Home

Funny home quote

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

WHAT’S HOME? Home is the place where I can look ugly and […]
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What is Home?!

Crazy person in my house!

Posted on Tue, 15 Sep 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Sometime I PANIC thinking there’s a CRAZY PERSON in my house! But […]
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A Crazy Person In My House!

locked for your protection

Posted on Mon, 6 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

HOME OWNER WARNING Welcome. You’ve just broke into my home, and the […]
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Welcome to My Home

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