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difference humor quote

Posted on Wed, 22 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know the difference between Oooh and Aaah? It’s about 3 […]
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Oooh! and Aaah!

Monday funny quote

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear MONDAY,I definitely want to break up! I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming […]
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Dear MONDAY…

Police sobriety test funnny quote

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]
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Not What I Had In Mind

New disease warning

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DISEASE WARNING! It’s a new disease called IDIOTITIS. It causes brain failure […]
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WARNING: New Disease

Husband punishment

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s funny when a wife thinks that she’s punishing her husband by […]
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Punishing Your Husband

She is warming up dinner

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I asked her what she was doing? She replied: WARMING UP YOUR […]
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Warming up Dinner

Tough situations in life

Posted on Thu, 2 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In life we go through many tough situations, so the next time […]
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Tough Life Situations

Being stupid makes life hard

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life is hard, but being STUPID makes it even harder! Facebook 0 […]
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LIFE IS HARD!

I was left unsupervised

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In my defense, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED… If you like our quotes […]
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I Was Left Unsupervised!

The difference between girl and woman

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What’s the difference between a woman and a girl? Same gender, different […]
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Difference Between Woman �

Families have kodak moments

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Family Moments Some families have Kodak moments. Some families have Prozac moments. […]
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Straight Jacket Moments

Family is like fudge

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Families are like FUDGE. They are mostly sweet, with a few NUTS… […]
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Fudge Nut Family

you-are

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t say that you are stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t […]
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I Wouldn’t Say It

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