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Funny life quotes and sayings

Do You Understand Life?



LIFE SAYING

As a child, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then when I went to school and the teacher gave me a homework about: What do you want be when you grow up? So I wrote down, HAPPY! She said I didn't understand the assignment and I said she didn't understand life!
Happiness is the key to life

As a child, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

Then when I went to school and the teacher gave me a homework about: What do you want be when you grow up?

So I wrote down, HAPPY!

She said I didn’t understand the assignment and I said she didn’t understand life!



My Husband’s Future!



ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future?

WIFE: Absolutely not! His future I’ll decide… I want you to tell me ALL about his past!

humor quote about husband and astrology
Funny astrology quote