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Buy a Bigger Bottle!

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020
If you're going to drink remember to buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. It's better to be safe than sober.
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If you’re going to drink remember to buy a bigger bottle than you think you’ll need. It’s better to be safe than sober.

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