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Buy a Bigger Bottle!



If you're going to drink remember to buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. It's better to be safe than sober.
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If you’re going to drink remember to buy a bigger bottle than you think you’ll need. It’s better to be safe than sober.



Partying With Sober People



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Funny quote partying with sober people

I hate to party with sober people… They remember everything!