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Category Archive Weekends & Holidays – Page 5 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings

Humor holidays and weekends funny sayings, witty and stupid quotes!

Friends Are Like Snow Flakes



Friends Are Like Snow Flakes funny quote
Funny Friends Are Like Snow Flakes saying

FRIENDS & SNOW FLAKES

Friends are just like snow flakes. If you pee no them they disappear!



What I Want For Christmas



Dear Santa,

this year for Christmas, I want a ‘fat bank account’ and a ‘thin body’. But please don’t mess it all up as you’ve did last year and gave me a slim account and a very fat body!