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Don’t Talk to Strangers



While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his balloon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, “Smoking is bad for you!“.

I then popped the balloon he was holding with my cigarette and told him “So is talking to strangers!“.

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