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Stay Safe – WEAR A MASK!



Guys, during this epidemic crisis everyone needs to be safe. Never forget, USE THE MASK.
Wear a mask

Guys, during this pandemic crisis everyone needs to be safe. Never forget, USE THE MASK.

This is just a satire, but we actually mean it!



Exercise Can Add Years to Life



Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I agree, because I've just ran 2 miles and now I feel like I'm 82.
Does exercise really add years to your life?

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I agree, because I’ve just ran 2 miles and now I feel like I’m 82.



Don’t Talk to Strangers



While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his balloon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, “Smoking is bad for you!“.

I then popped the balloon he was holding with my cigarette and told him “So is talking to strangers!“.