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My vacation funny quote

Posted on Fri, 6 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Where I’m going in my vacation? To be honest I can’t afford […]
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Where I’m Going in My

Funny police quote

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]
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I Had a Great Time!

funny lottery quote

Posted on Tue, 13 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear God, please let me prove to you that winning the lottery […]
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Lottery Won’t Spoil Me

Die like my grandmother humor

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother. She died […]
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Die Like My Grandmother

Funny wine saying

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

(another) DID YOU KNOW THAT… … if you keep a glass of […]
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Did You Know That… III

Sky dive without parachute humor

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… You can SKYDIVE without a parachute?! But only […]
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Did you know that… III

funny statistics about loterry and work

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Funny statistics about lottery, alcohol and work. Lottery gives you a 1 […]
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Lottery, Alcohol and Work

Politicians humor

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do POLITICIANS and DIAPERS have in common? There’s one thing in […]
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Politicians and Diapers

Don't go to work humor funny quote

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… If you are tired of your work you […]
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Are You Tired of Working?

Funny age test

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A test to know how old you really are. Do you recognize […]
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Test Your Age

Life veru funny quote

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE IS LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE… sometimes you have to deal with NUTS. […]
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Life Is Like Chocolate

App in your phone

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

APP ALERT – BEWARE DID YOU KNOW THAT: there’s an APP on […]
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BEWARE – APP in Your P

About whoopee cushions

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT The whoopee cushion was first invented by a […]
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Whoopee Cushion Alert

Humor KFC funny joke GIRL, does he want you only because of your breasts, thighs, and legs?! If he's that kind of guy, just send him to KFC!

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GIRL, does he want you only because of your breasts, thighs, and […]
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Does He Want You or Your Bod

strange week funny quote

Posted on Tue, 21 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you ever notice, it’s strange that after TUESDAY the rest of […]
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It’s Strange After Tue

my boss Steve funny quote

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I call my boss by his short name he hates it! […]
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My Boss Short Name

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