WIFE: Look at that drunk guy…
HUSBAND: Who is he?
WIFE: He proposed to me 10 years ago and I rejected him.
HUSBAND: Oh My God, ne’s still celebrating!
Category Archive Family Quotes – Page 22 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings
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HUSBAND: Quick, call an ambulance! I’m having a heart attack!
WIFE: (took his phone) Tell me the password.
HUSBAND: Never mind, I’m feeling better now…