I’ve been put on the earth to do TWO things. The first is to piss people off and the second to make people smile. Which LUCKY one are you?!
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Humor pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.
HOME OWNER WARNING
Welcome. You’ve just broke into my home, and the door you have just kicked in was locked for your protection, not mine.