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Humor pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

Hey Girls Listen Up



Girls Listen Up

GIRLS… LISTEN UP

Here are some tips for when you’re texting guys:

1 – Don’t expect a reply every five minutes. Watching a football game can be over an hour.
2 – Try to keep your texts short. It gives us a chance of answering during commercial breaks.
3 – Always try to attach a sexy pic. Guys love sexy photos!



I Was Left Unsupervised!



I was left unsupervised

In my defense, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED

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