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Posted on 09/08/202005/14/2021

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]

COP Pulled Me Over

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

Posted on 07/16/202005/14/2021

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]

My Dog and His Bike

Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on 07/16/202005/14/2021

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]

You Were Speeding!

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