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Category Archive Police Quotes – Page 5 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings

Funny police quotes and cops sayings.

You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!



Not What I Had In Mind



Police sobriety test funnny quote

SOBRIETY TEST?!

A police officer pulled me over and told me to blow. Well… this ain’t quite what I had in mind.