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HOUSE RULES You Must Follow

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020
Funny house rules you must follow
List of house rules to follow humor quote

HOUSE RULES

  • If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP!
  • If you step on it – WIPE IT UP!
  • If you drop it – PICK IT UP!
  • If you wear it – HANG IT UP!
  • If you eat out of it – WASH IT!
  • If it rings – ANSWER IT!
  • If it howls – FEED IT!
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