I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE PROBLEM.
My boss asked me what kind of eye problem I had, and I said, “I simply can’t see myself working today!”.

MORE WORK RELATED FUNNY QUOTES:
This post is also available in:
English
LGPD - License/Credits - Privacy Policy
Contact - About - Terms - Disclaimer
Search - Ads Choice - Categories - CCPA
Cookies - GDPR - DMCA - EULA