I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE PROBLEM.
My boss asked me what kind of eye problem I had, and I said, “I simply can’t see myself working today!”.
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The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, “Smoking is bad for you!“.
I then popped the balloon he was holding with my cigarette and told him “So is talking to strangers!“.