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I Was Diagnosed with OCCABD



Recently, I was diagnosed with OCCABD. It's an Obsessive, Compulsive, Cursing, Angry, Bit*h disorder, and there's no cure for it.

Recently, I was diagnosed with OCCABD.

It’s an Obsessive, Compulsive, Cursing, Angry, Bit*h disorder, and there’s no cure for it…



Getting Pulled Over



Police officer

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: Maam, what’s in the bottle? LADY: Oh, just some water. COP: Maam, that’s wine. LADY: OMG, Jesus did it again!