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My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!



Every Woman’s Dream



Man every woman dreams

Every woman’s dream is having a man that will take her in the arms, throw her on the bed… and clean the house while she sleeps!