A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!
We laughed and laughed…
Now I need BAIL MONEY!
Category Archive humor – Page 18 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings
Humor sayings, phrases and pictures.
I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me like BEST WISHES, Angel Letters, Chain Letters, and other promises of good luck NON OF THAT WORKED! So next time, could you please just send me cash, chocolates, wine, vodka, or an airplane ticket instead?! Thank you!