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Category Archive humor – Page 24 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings

Humor sayings, phrases and pictures.

Dear MONDAY…



Monday funny quote
Humor monday funny saying

Dear MONDAY,
I definitely want to break up! I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday… really, it’s not me IT’S YOU!



Not What I Had In Mind



Police sobriety test funnny quote

SOBRIETY TEST?!

A police officer pulled me over and told me to blow. Well… this ain’t quite what I had in mind.