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Hey Girls Listen Up

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020
Girls Listen Up

GIRLS… LISTEN UP

Here are some tips for when you’re texting guys:

1 – Don’t expect a reply every five minutes. Watching a football game can be over an hour.
2 – Try to keep your texts short. It gives us a chance of answering during commercial breaks.
3 – Always try to attach a sexy pic. Guys love sexy photos!

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