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A Lot of Guys After Me!

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REMEMBER GIRLS: The ones who say, “A lot of guys are after me“, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers…

Hey Girls Listen Up

Girls Listen Up


Here are some tips for when you’re texting guys:

1 – Don’t expect a reply every five minutes. Watching a football game can be over an hour.
2 – Try to keep your texts short. It gives us a chance of answering during commercial breaks.
3 – Always try to attach a sexy pic. Guys love sexy photos!