Treat your problems like your dog would
TODAY’S TIP: How to treat your problems
Treat every problem as your dog would. If you can’t eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away!
Here are some tips for when you’re texting guys:
1 – Don’t expect a reply every five minutes. Watching a football game can be over an hour.
2 – Try to keep your texts short. It gives us a chance of answering during commercial breaks.
3 – Always try to attach a sexy pic. Guys love sexy photos!