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My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!

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Mein Hund und sein Fahrrad



Neulich kamen die Polizisten zu mir nach Hause und erzählten mir, dass mein Hund jemanden auf einem Fahrrad jagte. Ich sagte, dass es unmöglich ist... mein Hund hat kein Fahrrad!

Neulich kamen die Polizisten zu mir nach Hause und erzählten mir, dass mein Hund jemanden auf einem Fahrrad jagte. Ich sagte, dass es unmöglich ist… mein Hund hat kein Fahrrad!

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O meu cão e a sua bicicleta



No outro dia, a polícia foi a minha casa e disse-me que o meu cão estava a perseguir alguém de bicicleta. Eu disse que era impossível... O meu cão não tem bicicleta!

No outro dia, a polícia foi a minha casa e disse-me que o meu cão estava a perseguir alguém de bicicleta. Eu disse que era impossível… O meu cão não tem bicicleta!

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