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You Mother Fo-rklift!



Funny quote autocorrect humor
Autocorrect humor funny quote

I hate these AUTOCORRECT systems that nowadays are everywhere! Everytime I write some type of curse word it auto corrects!!!

STOP tampering my curse words Autocorrect, you Mother Forklift!



Woman’s Deadly Terms



Woman’s Terms funny quote

5 MOST DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

These are the five deadly terms most used by a woman:

  1. FINE – A word used by women to end an argument when she knows she’s right and you’ve got to shut up!
  2. NOTHING – It really means ‘something’ and you better be worried.
  3. WHATEVER – This is a woman’s way of saying, screw you.
  4. GO AHEAD – She’s NOT giving you permission! She’s challenging you. DON’T DO IT!
  5. THAT’S OK – It’s when she’s thinking long and hard on how and when you’ll pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD: WOW! It’s not a compliment. She’s just amazed that you could be so stupid!