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What I Want For Christmas



Dear Santa,

this year for Christmas, I want a ‘fat bank account’ and a ‘thin body’. But please don’t mess it all up as you’ve did last year and gave me a slim account and a very fat body!



Don’t Count On SANTA!



This year don't count on Santa Clause
Don’t count on Santa Clause this year!

As I’ve said…. this year DON’T COUNT ON ME, I’m not going!