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To be old and wise funny saying

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

Remember that TO BE OLD AND WISE you must first be YOUNG AND STUPID.
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TO BE OLD AND WISE

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I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE […]
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I Have an Eye Problem

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The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a […]
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Don’t Talk to Stranger

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If you want to avoid stress at work, it’s very simple. Just […]
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AVOID STRESS AT WORK

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I’m needing new “haters“! Because the old ones are starting to like […]
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They’re Starting to Li

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Did you know that: DOLPHINS are so smart that within a few […]
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Dolphins Are Very Smart!

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