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Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

Dear MONDAY,I definitely want to break up! I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming […]
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Dear MONDAY…

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

I’m so good at sleeping that I can even do it with […]
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Good at Sleeping!

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

When I call my boss by his short name he hates it! […]
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My Boss Short Name

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

The other day I was late for work, and when my boss […]
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Late for Work

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]
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My Dog and His Bike

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]
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You Were Speeding!

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