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Category Archive Family Quotes – Page 12 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny family and couple quotes, sayings and images.

New Car or New Wife?



New car or a new wife? funny quote

When a man opens the car door for his wife, the reason is because it’s either a new car or a new wife!



Embrace Your Mistakes



This is a funny quote about the saying that you should “Embrace your mistakes”.

My wife embracced her mistakes

The other day I told my wife that she should EMBRACE HER MISTAKES. So she hugged me…


(This saying actually means that you should give something new a try.)



You’re Dating My Ex?!



Are you dating my ex? funny quote

Oh… so you are dating my ex? Cool, and I’m eating a sandwich. Do you want the leftovers too?!