When a man opens the car door for his wife, the reason is because it’s either a new car or a new wife!
Category Archive Family Quotes – Page 12 – FUNNY QUOTES
Funny family and couple quotes, sayings and images.
This is a funny quote about the saying that you should “Embrace your mistakes”.
The other day I told my wife that she should EMBRACE HER MISTAKES. So she hugged me…
(This saying actually means that you should give something new a try.)
Oh… so you are dating my ex? Cool, and I’m eating a sandwich. Do you want the leftovers too?!