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I'm the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after...

Posted on Fri, 12 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people […]
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I’m Your Friend

I've just realized that the phrase, Let me check my schedule, is the exact adult version of, Let me ask my mom.

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I’ve just realized that, Let me check my schedule, is the adult […]
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Child and Adult Version

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be honest I really don't think that being an adult is going to work for me!

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be […]
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Being an Adult It’s No

You shouldn't trust all you see, because even salt looks like sugar!

Posted on Mon, 25 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

BEWARE: you shouldn’t trust all you see, because even salt looks like […]
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Don’t Trust What You S

I'm stuck in my new dilemma. It's between, I need to save money, and You only live once!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I’m stuck in my new dilemma. It’s between, I need to save […]
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My New DILEMMA

People say that love is more important than money. But did you ever try to pay a bill with a hug?!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

LOVE or MONEY? People say that love is more important than money… […]
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Money and Love

If you always do something that interests you, at least 1 person will be pleased!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

If you always do something that interests you, at least 1 person […]
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How To Please Someone

I'm just responsible for what I say, and I'm NOT responsible for what you understand.

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 12 Jun 2021  

I’m just responsible for what I say, and I’m NOT responsible for […]
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What I Say & What You U

I'm leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on...

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

I’m leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money […]
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Leaving My Past Behind Me

To be happy follow the F.A.C.T.S - Forget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always

Posted on Fri, 15 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.S – Forget […]
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To Be HAPPY Follow The FACTS

Just because you are offended, it doesn't mean you are right!

Posted on Mon, 11 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

Just because you are offended, it doesn’t mean you are right! Facebook […]
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ARE YOU OFFENDED?

Being offended is a choice you make. It's not a condition inflicted or imposed upon you by someone or something else.

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

Being offended is a choice you make. It’s not a condition inflicted […]
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Choosing To Be Offended

be happy quote

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Be crazy, be fun, be silly, be different… BE YOURSELF! Life’s too […]
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Be Happy Be Yourself

Friends are like snow flakes

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIENDS & SNOW FLAKES Friends are just like snow flakes. If you […]
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Friends Are Like Snow Flakes

Your own mistakes funny quote

Posted on Wed, 25 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

BE CAREFUL Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life. But […]
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Your Mistakes and Your Life

Life tough situations wise saying

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE & TOUGH SITUATIONS If life ever puts you in tough situations […]
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Tough Situations In Life

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