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Category Archive Funny Sayings – Page 2 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humor Double Entendre, Funny sayings and quotes.

Dog Life

It's really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed! — It’s really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!

Dog’s life is really good!

Why?

Because he spends the whole day lying down and when he raises his owner says, “Lay down!”

Nothing is Going Right?

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going right…

When nothing is going right, go left.

DON’T WORRY!

When nothing is going right… GO LEFT!

Don’t Judge My Choices

Judging my choices wise saying

Don’t judge me for the choices I make. You don’t know the options I had to choose from…