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Category Archive Funny Sayings – Page 5 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humor Double Entendre, Funny sayings and quotes.

Is Older Better?



My mom used to say that as you get older, you get better. I agree, unless you're a banana.

My mom used to say that, The older the better… You may agree with that, unless you’re a banana.



Grass Is Greener On The Other Side



You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it's probably because there's more manure over there!

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it’s probably because there’s more manure over there!



People and List of Side Effects



People, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.

People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.