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There was a good reason for God to make us best friends. It was because He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!

Posted on Fri, 2 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

The reason for God to make us best friends was that He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!
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God Made Us Best Friends

May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.

Posted on Wed, 30 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.
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4th of July Wishes

I am never late! The problem is that others are simply too early.

Posted on Tue, 15 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I am never late. The problem is that others are simply too early!
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No, I’m Not Late!

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it's probably because there's more manure over there.

Posted on Sat, 12 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, […]
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Grass Is Greener On The Othe

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