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Life veru funny quote

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE IS LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE… sometimes you have to deal with NUTS. […]
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Life Is Like Chocolate

feeling sand funny quote

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you ever start feeling a bit sad, just remember that there’s […]
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Are You Feeling Sad?

Stripper funny quote

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I was thinking, SCR*W EVEYTHING, I’LL JUST BE A […]
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HARD TO BE A STRIPPER

Getting old funny quote

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The worst part about getting old is that you stay young on […]
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Getting Old Worst Part

clean house

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am going to tell you the SECRET TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE […]
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Clean House Secret

Crazy person in my house!

Posted on Tue, 15 Sep 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Sometime I PANIC thinking there’s a CRAZY PERSON in my house! But […]
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A Crazy Person In My House!

Do you know what T.G.I.F. really means? It means Thank God I'm Fabulous!

Posted on Tue, 15 Sep 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

TGIF Do you know what T.G.I.F. really means? It means: Thank God […]
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TGIF – I’m Fabul

Funny Monday saying

Posted on Mon, 14 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

EVERY DAY IS A GIFT, EXCEPT MONDAY… People say that every day […]
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Every Day Is a Gift

Monday funny quote

Posted on Mon, 14 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The main reason MONDAY exists is to make us really grateful for […]
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Why MONDAY Exists?

App in your phone

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

APP ALERT – BEWARE DID YOU KNOW THAT: there’s an APP on […]
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BEWARE – APP in Your P

About whoopee cushions

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT The whoopee cushion was first invented by a […]
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Whoopee Cushion Alert

Humor KFC funny joke GIRL, does he want you only because of your breasts, thighs, and legs?! If he's that kind of guy, just send him to KFC!

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GIRL, does he want you only because of your breasts, thighs, and […]
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Does He Want You or Your Bod

Friends funny quote

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIEND ARE LIKE… SOME ARE BIG – SOME ARE SMALL – SOME […]
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Friends are Like…

Funny trip advice

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Tue, 29 Jun 2021  

This is a very important TRIP ADVICE which I suggest you follow! […]
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IMPORTANT Trip Advice

forgiveness funny saying

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes with certain people, the first step to forgiveness is UNDERSTANDING… that […]
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FORGIVENESS is Understanding

Men look and think humor

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Men look at a woman’s behind and think, “WOW, what an a…”. […]
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Woman’s Behind

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