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There was a good reason for God to make us best friends. It was because He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!

Posted on Fri, 2 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

The reason for God to make us best friends was that He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!
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God Made Us Best Friends

May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.

Posted on Wed, 30 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.
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4th of July Wishes

I am never late! The problem is that others are simply too early.

Posted on Tue, 15 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I am never late. The problem is that others are simply too early!
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No, I’m Not Late!

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it's probably because there's more manure over there.

Posted on Sat, 12 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, […]
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Grass Is Greener On The Othe

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Posted on Fri, 28 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else… Facebook 0 […]
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Remember You Are Unique!

I always thought air was free. That was until I bought a bag of chips, and then I changed my mind...

Posted on Fri, 28 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I always thought air was for free. That was until I bought […]
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How Much Does AIR Cost?

Sometime it may look like I'm doing nothing... but actually in my head I'm quite busy!

Posted on Thu, 27 May 2021Mon, 26 Jan 2026  

I’m a very busy dog! Sometime it may look like I’m doing […]
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A Busy Dog!

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Posted on Fri, 21 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

CRIME DOESN’T PAY? People say that CRIME DOESN’T PAY. So… does my […]
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Work and Crime?

The reason that I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all my personality.

Posted on Fri, 21 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

The reason that I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store […]
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My Personality and My Body

People, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.

Posted on Thu, 13 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they’re […]
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People and List of Side Effe

Remember that as far as anyone knows, we're a nice and normal family!

Posted on Wed, 12 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Remember that as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice and normal […]
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Nice and Normal Family

Do you know why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it is a song?!

Posted on Sat, 8 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Do you know why are the alphabets in the order that they […]
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The Alphabets Order

Vegetarians say that, "Your food is a vegetarian...". But I'm not a vegetarian, and my food poops on their food! POINT We eat vegetarians for dinner!

Posted on Sun, 2 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

VEGETARIANS say that “Your food is a vegetarian…” I’m not a vegetarian, […]
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Vegetarians & Food

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.

Posted on Thu, 29 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait […]
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The Importance of Being a Da

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going right. DON'T WORRY! When nothing is going right... GO LEFT!

Posted on Tue, 27 Apr 2021Mon, 26 Jan 2026  

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going […]
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Nothing is Going Right?

You may call me old fashioned, but I'm the type of person which still prefers women with their eyebrows made out of hair!

Posted on Sat, 24 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may call me old-fashioned… but I’m the type of person which […]
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I’M AN OLD FASHIONED G

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