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Watch out Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, because according to FB, it is AGAINST COMMUNITY STANDARDS: Target private individuals or involuntary public figures with comparisons to animals or insects that are culturally perceived as intellectually or physically inferior or to an inanimate object such as a cow, monkey, or POTATO!

Posted on Wed, 20 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

BEWARE Mr. & Mrs. POTATO HEAD SORRY POTATO FAMILY Watch out Mr. […]
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Watch Out Mr. & Mrs. Po

I'm just responsible for what I say, and I'm NOT responsible for what you understand.

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 12 Jun 2021  

I’m just responsible for what I say, and I’m NOT responsible for […]
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What I Say & What You U

Do you know what's called a person who's happy on a Monday? Retired.

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Do you know what’s called a person who’s happy on a Monday? […]
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Happy Person On Monday

I'm leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on...

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

I’m leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money […]
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Leaving My Past Behind Me

Just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble, like the Titanic.

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

BEWARE: JUST THE TIP, can get you in a lot of trouble! […]
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A Lot Of Trouble!

Your best friend is the one who you can make weird faces to, and he'll know exactly what you're thinking!

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

HOW TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS REALLY YOUR BEST FRIEND Your best […]
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Who’s Really Your Best

age and threading funny quote

Posted on Sat, 16 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

With age some things get harder to do! To make it stand, […]
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How To MAKE IT STAND

We have been friends for such a long time that I can't remember which of the two of us is the bad influence.

Posted on Fri, 15 Jan 2021Tue, 29 Jun 2021  

We have been friends for such a long time that I can’t […]
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Friends For a Long Time

To be happy follow the F.A.C.T.S - Forget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always

Posted on Fri, 15 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.S – Forget […]
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To Be HAPPY Follow The FACTS

Just because you are offended, it doesn't mean you are right!

Posted on Mon, 11 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

Just because you are offended, it doesn’t mean you are right! Facebook […]
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ARE YOU OFFENDED?

Many people don't know that it's possible to read something on the internet that you don't agree with, and then simply move on with your life!

Posted on Mon, 11 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

YES, IT’S POSSIBLE MANY DON’T KNOW Many people don’t know that it’s […]
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It’s Possible But Peop

If you are old enough you'll remember this old single photo slide viewer

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

DO YOU REMEMBER? If you are old enough you’ll remember this antique […]
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Way Back In Time

Being offended is a choice you make. It's not a condition inflicted or imposed upon you by someone or something else.

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

Being offended is a choice you make. It’s not a condition inflicted […]
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Choosing To Be Offended

I've got alzheimer? people are giving me opinions that I don't recall asking for...

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

DO I HAVE ALZHEIMER? Maybe I have Alzheimer, because people are giving […]
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Opinions About My Life

Drinking straight from the source

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

DRINKING STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 Twitter 0 Email […]
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From The Source!

I hope that all of you who sang, "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" in December are happy now!

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I hope that all of you who sang, […]
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Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

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