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Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Today, I tried to embrace my INNER CHILD… and the little MF […]
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My Inner Child

My seafood diet

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 30 Jul 2021  

I’m on a SEAFOOD DIET now. I see food, and I EAT […]
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My SeaFood Diet

How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Learning To Mind My Own Business This is how I’ve learned to […]
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Mind Your Own Business!

Managing my anger

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t have to MANAGE MY ANGER if people would learn to […]
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Managing My Anger

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