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Category Archive car – FUNNY QUOTES

The Importance of Being a Dad



An important part of being a dad, is having to wait in the car.
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A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.



What To Do With A Speeding Ticket?



Speeding ticket funny quote
What To Do With A Speeding Ticket funny quote

DRIVER to Officer: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?

OFFICER to driver: Keep it, and when you have collected 4 of them you’ll get a bicycle…



People Driving



Anybody driving slower than you is an IDIOT!

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an IDIOT, and anyone going faster than you is a MANIAC?!