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Category Archive dating – FUNNY QUOTES

What’s Like Dating After Your Are 40?



Dating when you're over 40 you ask your partner, Are we doing this or not? I have other things to do!
dating humor quote

Dating when you’re over 40…

You ask your partner, Are we doing this or not? I have other things to do!



Does He Want You or Your Body?



Humor KFC funny quote about dating.
Funny KFC humor quote

GIRL, does he want you only because of your breasts, thighs, and legs?! If he’s that kind of guy, just send him to KFC!

(by the way, KFC means keep fingers crossed. No trademark involved)



You’re Dating My Ex?!



Are you dating my ex? funny quote

Oh… so you are dating my ex? Cool, and I’m eating a sandwich. Do you want the leftovers too?!