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I always thought air was free. That was until I bought a bag of chips, and then I changed my mind...

Posted on Fri, 28 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I always thought air was for free. That was until I bought […]
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How Much Does AIR Cost?

Vegetarians say that, "Your food is a vegetarian...". But I'm not a vegetarian, and my food poops on their food! POINT We eat vegetarians for dinner!

Posted on Sun, 2 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

VEGETARIANS say that “Your food is a vegetarian…” I’m not a vegetarian, […]
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Vegetarians & Food

Friday my favorite word

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIDAY is my second favorite F WORD. My first is FOOD
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My Favorite F Word

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Posted on Sun, 30 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I don’t like when I go to the kitchen looking for food […]
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Looking for Food

She is warming up dinner

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I asked her what she was doing? She replied: WARMING UP YOUR […]
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Warming up Dinner

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