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Vegetarians & Food



VEGETARIANS say that “Your food is a vegetarian…”

I’m not a vegetarian, and my food poops on their food!

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We eat vegetarians for dinner!

 



How Much Does AIR Cost?



I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. I then changed my mind.

I always thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of chips, and then I changed my mind…