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Saturday Night Out

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SATURDAY NIGHT OUT !!! Just kidding… I’m in my jammies. Facebook 0 […]
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Saturday Night Out!

late for work funny quote

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I was late for work, and when my boss […]
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Late for Work

Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]
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You Were Speeding!

Police sobriety test funnny quote

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]
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Not What I Had In Mind

Are you dating my ex? funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Oh… so you are dating my ex? Cool, and I’m eating a […]
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You’re Dating My Ex?!

I have reached the age where my brain thinks, You probably shouldn't do that... but goes, What the heck, lets see what happens!

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I have reached the age where my brain thinks, “You probably shouldn’t […]
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My Age and My Brain

New disease warning

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DISEASE WARNING! It’s a new disease called IDIOTITIS. It causes brain failure […]
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WARNING: New Disease

guys after me funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

REMEMBER GIRLS: The ones who say, “A lot of guys are after […]
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A Lot of Guys After Me!

Husband punishment

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s funny when a wife thinks that she’s punishing her husband by […]
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Punishing Your Husband

She is warming up dinner

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I asked her what she was doing? She replied: WARMING UP YOUR […]
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Warming up Dinner

Love your neighbor

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR Just watch out for the husband!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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Love Thy Neighbor!

does anyone know why?

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENS? I’d like to know why my […]
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In a Bad Mood

you are my family

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

A message to all my relatives: I smile because you’re my family […]
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You’re My Family!

Families have kodak moments

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Family Moments Some families have Kodak moments. Some families have Prozac moments. […]
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Straight Jacket Moments

My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from insanity. I answered, NO we all seem to enjoy it.

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from […]
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Insane Family Members

Would you like a table

Posted on Wed, 17 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I really HATE when I go to a restaurant and the receptionist […]
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I Hate When…

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