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The reason for God to make us best friends was that He knew in advance that our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters!
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God Made Us Best Friends

Posted on Thu, 15 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re the living proof that GOD has a sense of humor!
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GOD has Sense of Humor

Posted on Thu, 15 Oct 2020Sat, 29 May 2021  

When I asked GOD, “Please protect me from my enemies!” he did, […]
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Friends and Enemies

Posted on Tue, 13 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear God, please let me prove to you that winning the lottery […]
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Lottery Won’t Spoil Me

Posted on Mon, 13 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

When I asked God to protect me from my enemies, I started […]
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I Asked GOD…

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

For all SISTERS out there… The Lord made us sisters… and Prozac […]
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We’re Sisters Help Mad

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