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list of house rules

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

HOUSE RULES If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP! If […]
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HOUSE RULES You Must Follow

clean house

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am going to tell you the SECRET TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE […]
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Clean House Secret

Crazy person in my house!

Posted on Tue, 15 Sep 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Sometime I PANIC thinking there’s a CRAZY PERSON in my house! But […]
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A Crazy Person In My House!

Wife house work funny quote

Posted on Thu, 27 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My husband asked why the house wasn’t clean since I was home […]
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The House Isn’t Clean!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]
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My Dog and His Bike

Man every woman dreams

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman’s dream is having a man that will take her in […]
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Every Woman’s Dream

A cop asked me

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Last night a police officer came to my house and asked me […]
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A Police Officer Asked Me

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