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Category Archive humor – Page 4 – FUNNY QUOTES

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Message To Friends & Relatives



Funny message to friends and relatives humor.
Funny message to friends and relatives humor.

I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me like BEST WISHES, Angel Letters, Chain Letters, and other promises of good luck NON OF THAT WORKED! So next time, could you please just send me cash, chocolates, wine, vodka, or an airplane ticket instead?! Thank you!


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Do You Spit or Do You Swallow?



Very funny DOUBLE ENTENDRE quote about wine tasting!

Humor wine tasting funny quote
Do you spit or swallow funny quote

The other night I went out on a date with a very pretty girl, and I asked her: DO YOU SPIT or do you SWALLOW?

She immediately slapped me hard on the face and took off.

I’ll never take anyone out for WINE TASTING again!