Witty Sayings Funny Humor Quotes
Humor sayings, phrases and pictures.
I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me like BEST WISHES, Angel Letters, Chain Letters, and other promises of good luck NON OF THAT WORKED! So next time, could you please just send me cash, chocolates, wine, vodka, or an airplane ticket instead?! Thank you!
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The other night I went out on a date with a very pretty girl, and I asked her: DO YOU SPIT or do you SWALLOW?
She immediately slapped me hard on the face and took off.
I’ll never take anyone out for WINE TASTING again!