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Share Your Secrets!



With who should you share your secrets with?

Husbands are the BEST people to share your secrets with. They will NEVER tell them to anyone, because they always aren't listening to what you say...

Husbands are the BEST people to share your secrets with. They will NEVER tell them to anyone, because they always aren’t listening to what you say…



The Importance of Being a Dad



An important part of being a dad, is having to wait in the car.
The importance of being a dad –

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.



Long and Lasting Marriage



People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that we go out twice a week. She goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage.

I’LL NOW REVEAL THE SECRET FOR MY LONG AND LASTING MARRIAGE

My wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! You now you may be thinking, so what?!

THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays!