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People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]
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Long and Lasting Marriage

Woman's challenge funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman has at least one challenge in her life. She’s either […]
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Woman’s Life Challenge

Love thy neighbor humor

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR But watch out for the husband!
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LOVE Thy Neighbor

clean house

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am going to tell you the SECRET TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE […]
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Clean House Secret

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