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Police sobriety test funnny quote

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]
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Not What I Had In Mind

Relationship with ex funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Getting back with your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries! Facebook 0 […]
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Back With Your EX

New disease warning

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DISEASE WARNING! It’s a new disease called IDIOTITIS. It causes brain failure […]
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WARNING: New Disease

The difference between girl and woman

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What’s the difference between a woman and a girl? Same gender, different […]
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Difference Between Woman �

A cop asked me

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Last night a police officer came to my house and asked me […]
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A Police Officer Asked Me

Families have kodak moments

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Family Moments Some families have Kodak moments. Some families have Prozac moments. […]
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Straight Jacket Moments

My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from insanity. I answered, NO we all seem to enjoy it.

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from […]
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Insane Family Members

stop cute boys

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Girl to cute boys: Could you please stop being ‘jolly’, younger than […]
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Cute Boys and Girls

What is a Covidiot

Posted on Wed, 17 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Defenition for COVIDIOT – (n.) A very stupid person who stubbornly ignores […]
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COVIDIOT – Defenition

you-are

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t say that you are stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t […]
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I Wouldn’t Say It

dead

Posted on Wed, 29 Apr 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It’s […]
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It’s Difficult For The

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