Dear God, please let me prove to you that winning the lottery won’t spoil me!
Category Archive lottery – FUNNY QUOTES
Funny statistics about lottery, alcohol and work.
Lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance that you are not going to work tomorrow. On the other hand, alcohol gives you 1 in 5.
Son, if you really want something in your life, then you’ll have to work hard for it.
Now SHUT UP, they are about to announce the lottery numbers!