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Lottery Won’t Spoil Me



lottery winning humor quote

Dear God, please let me prove to you that winning the lottery won’t spoil me!



Lottery, Alcohol and Work



Funny statistics about lottery, alcohol and work.

Funny lottery and alcohol statistics humor
Funny lottery statistics

Lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance that you are not going to work tomorrow. On the other hand, alcohol gives you 1 in 5.



Something In Your Life



Son, if you really want something in your life, then you’ll have to work hard for it.

Now SHUT UP, they are about to announce the lottery numbers!

if you really want something in your life, then you'll have to work hard for it.
if you really want something in your life, then you’ll have to work hard for it.